How to Say No to Someone
With Valentine’s just a few days away, more boys and girls are bound to suddenly come out into your line of vision (or pop out in your chat box) to ask you out on a date for the love-filled day. Unfortunately, we cannot pick those who will ask us out and sometimes those who end up asking us out are not exactly what we’d call our types. So below are some funny ways of saying no to someone who approaches you if they could not get the hint that you’re just not that interested:
1. Pretend you do not speak the language.
Feign a very puzzled look every time they speak to you and pretend that the only word you know is “bye”. Repeat the word a couple of times for emphasis while still feigning a look of confusion and casually walking away.
2. Tell them you’re married to a cop.
When a guy approaches you to ask you out, tell them you’d be glad to go out with them if only you are not already married to a cop. Mentioning cops can be a really effective way to make creepy dudes leave.
3. Tell them your number is “0919-no-no-no-no-no-no-no.”
He will most definitely get the hint. Make sure you recite it loud and clear.
4. Mention that you’re going abroad for witness protection reasons.
Be as creative as you can get when coming up with reasons particularly with a very determined, persistent and pesky guy. Tell him that you are moving to another country for witness protection reasons and that you can’t be able to keep in touch anyway.
5. Let a fart or a burp rip.
Feeling a bit gassy? Don’t hold back especially when in the presence of a creepy guy who’s asking you out. Let it out loud and then smile proudly at him afterwards.
6. Say that you have a 10-second time limit for each date.
Be dead serious and tell him that you will only go out with him if he abides by your strict 10-second rule for each date and then check your phone after a few seconds and say “That was fun. Bye.”
7. Let your face say it all.
Sometimes rejection can come easy just by giving them the evil glare. Practice your mean glare at home facing a mirror. Of course, the best way to give a totally effective evil eye glare is if you have a good set of eyebrows to frown to begin with. Not born with them? No problem, give yourself a total eyebrow makeover with an eyebrow embroidery discounted today at Supreme Deals.
